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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 07:47

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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A View to a Kill

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why should we share our wife with others?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

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